the giving tree.

my toof necklace!! the picture does not EVEN do it justice shits awesome and makes me feel like a mofuckin voodoo priestess despite my conspicuous lack of melanin. i wrapped wire around the tooth, which is some sick ass deep sea under water weird twisty type toof, put it on a loop, then put a chain on the bitch. still need a toof hookup def need to make some rattly ass charm bracelet with like forty odd teeth hanging off of it. dad has some deer skulls out in the garage ill just take my pliers out one day i spose.

also: scarf thingie that i made. i figured out how to not just make triangles, heather! yayyyy!! anyways shitty picture obvs but its tan and white patterned yarn with a blue/brown/white striped yarn border around the top edge and the down the diagonal side, at which point it is stitched together. so it should keep my neck warm but also if i have another bout of hatchetface-ism then it will also function in that capacity.

speaking of hatchetface......wtfuck whoever votes for the oscars!?! no love for mr. rourke? shits fucked, man, i mean the guy just lost his chihuahua!! RIP loki.

and i am guilty of the same so i know this is some truth telling im about to do but if you say you hate 'hey there delilah' then you are a lying liar. lying liar pants on fire!

the giver

ive been finding it difficult to listen to anything besides obnoxious beepy music. crystal castles, et al. its really becoming a problem around here. that and the white stripes cover of "jolene". jack white is killing me softly with his song. actually, dolly partons song. dollys fuckin fabulous OBVS but no one does shrieky cat in heat better than mr. white. i wonder what dolly used to look like. or what she would look like now if it werent for her......upkeep. less boobs.

he doesn't look a thing like jesus.

dunkin donuts receipts empty crumbled camel light boxes loose fake eyelashes toulouse-latrec postcard white spiky belt with four spikes missing three scarves one grey and white striped linen one red black and blue madras one black and white and something that wouldnt be out of place around some manner of middle eastern jihadists neck a book of stamps emblazoned with the liberty bell no bottle of vodka three pairs of glasses purple gold and black none necessary for correcting my vision two pairs of hoops softball sized and just as obnoxious as that sounds interpreter of maladies weed pipe box of plugs and barbells and o rings now unnecessary since ive retired every piercing a birthday card that plays the theme of jaws thank you heather which i predict the motor will run out on in about...two days or so introduction to logic text rubberbands still swaddling it the evidence of a self paced course a few loose pez unlabeled cherry or raspberry a bottle of warm vanilla sugar flavored lotion and i do not even enjoy that scent that much.