number the stars.

Had to write an essay on the book that has impacted us most. Early Childhood Literature was the class. Wrote aforementioned essay, bangin ass essay (though as usual far over the draconian word count limits presented), on American Psycho. The novel obvs not the movie flim. Submitted to the professors' dropbox, copy and pasted to the discussion board..........................until I realized an American Psycho analysis may not be the most apropos choice for a class more geared towards the Berenstain Bears and Where the Wild Things Are. Though Maurice Sendak was on some other shit too, with that shit (he did write Where the Wild Things Are, didnt he?)

No one likes me in any of my classes, which is weird. I understand people not liking and ostracizing me in person, because of my incessant kiss-assery to the teacher and general obnoxiousness. But these are all online, and yet no one responds to any of my discussion board posts! No one! Not one! At all! All semester thus far. But then again one of the hos in my english class tried to say goddamn Twilight was the book that has influenced them most so maybe this shits on some positive. WHAT DO I KNOW. I DONT KNOW.

I was really fuckin happy though about my John Updike essay, it had a 700 word limit............and I ended up through some jest of god WITH EXACTLY THAT. Amazing!

Been so bored I've been going out of my mind. Goofy thoughts abound and, like my father, I have resorted to taking my boredom out by annoying those nearest and dearest, so to speak, even though i have a general disdain of such ridiculous little phrases. Taylor can attest to this. The annoyingness, not my abhorrence of rhyming phrases. And, you know, I gotta say...the old man is onto something. I always knew I loved awkward situations but I never knew how awkward I can make them. Heavy lies the crown, sort of thing.

COCOA BEAN MUGATU is so goddamn persistent with attempting to laze across my laptop keyboard I swear to god if this cat does not get anointed and exorcised soon (or exercised she could use that too) I am just gonna flip.